We put up a large scale banner outside the city art gallery, proclaiming in English and Polish: "I'm not a feminist, but if I was, this is what I would complain about …" We got lots of responses. Most Poles don't want to call themselves feminists, but they sure have lots of feminist complaints, from unequal pay for women to tight bras and uncomfortable underwear. Our message: "Admit it: You ARE feminists.